Apathetic Ramblings

asshole tv networks

Why do TV networks have to prove that they're cock suckers every time you turn around? The networks have started marking shows as going for 61 minutes so that Tivo (and all the other PVR's out there) can't record another show on a different channel at the end of the current show. What a bunch of dicks. I've been running into this left and right with the show "Lost". It runs 61 minutes so that I can't record "West Wing" or "Jack and Bobby" directly afterwards.

I thought it was just my piece of shit PVR that was the problem until I did a couple of google searches and quickly figured out that the problem is rampant and the networks are in fact cock suckers.

Hey Network managers: Eat a dick.

tricky tricky

This may actually work on a lot of people.

If the spammers spoke english natively this would nail a LOT of people:

Hello Microsoft user,

We here at Microsoft would like you to still receive your normal computer updates, That Will protect your computer from Viruses and spyware. We have noticed A lot of people are illegally Using our services Without paying for their Windows Operating System. Therefor we've made a web site so you can update or validate your windows serial and credit card information. If you do not comply with our policy, windows will ask you to reactivate your serial number, and it will become invalid. So you will lose any information on your computer. If you do not validate your serial number, your copy of windows will be labeled as piracy.

Your Credit Card will not be charged. We use your credit card information to validate your windows system. If you do not enter your credit card information to Verify who you are, Your windows will be invalid and non working. If any one else has your serial number we will contact you by phone. It is critical that you update your serial number and validate it, so no one else will attempt to use it. We've also added Programs to help fight piracy and adware. After your verification is complete, You can download these programs free of charge.

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creepy

... Later this year he may conduct another experiment where the mice have 100 percent human brains. This would be done, he said, by injecting human neurons into the brains of embryonic mice....

Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?

monkey's are ALWAYS funny

and according to Andrew Boyd, pirates are the new monkeys. There's a math property in there somewhere if you squint.

Now distributed by the mass media conglomerate Amazon.com: Scurvy Dogs

This is so f'd up it's brilliant

This article describes a site where you can log on, aim a rifle remotely, and use it to kill stuff which will then be shipped to your door. How weird is that? It's really a neat idea to be able to shoot a rifle over the web - I think that's pretty damn cool. Using that rifle to shoot and *maybe* kill something is a little different.